donkeysalright:

Dear Good Guys…or rather New Found Assholes, 
I’m fed-up. Done. Finished. I always hear stories about guys not being able to tell the difference between being a genuinely nice person and one that thinks “females” should fuck him just because he’s nice. Pretend to be friends just so you can have a shot at sleeping with us. Claim that you’re a good GREAT guy etc…when clearly you’re just another whiney asshole who can’t take rejection. If you were really a nice guy you wouldn’t have befriended us with a hidden agenda…wouldn’t judge us based on who we sleep with. Dear good GREAT guys…you constantly wonder why girls won’t fuck you. They never will…I’m just letting you know that you were an asshole to begin with.
Sincerely (see how I spelled that properly?),
“Females”

Dear “Females” Keep fucking us assholes. We love the pussy.PS: Hey good, GREAT guys, anyone ever teach you bros before hoes? Quit cock blocking!Sinserly or however the fuck you spell it,The bad guys.

donkeysalright:

Dear Good Guys…or rather New Found Assholes, 

I’m fed-up. Done. Finished. I always hear stories about guys not being able to tell the difference between being a genuinely nice person and one that thinks “females” should fuck him just because he’s nice. Pretend to be friends just so you can have a shot at sleeping with us. Claim that you’re a good GREAT guy etc…when clearly you’re just another whiney asshole who can’t take rejection. If you were really a nice guy you wouldn’t have befriended us with a hidden agenda…wouldn’t judge us based on who we sleep with. Dear good GREAT guys…you constantly wonder why girls won’t fuck you. They never will…I’m just letting you know that you were an asshole to begin with.

Sincerely (see how I spelled that properly?),

“Females”

Dear “Females”

Keep fucking us assholes. We love the pussy.

PS: Hey good, GREAT guys, anyone ever teach you bros before hoes?
Quit cock blocking!

Sinserly or however the fuck you spell it,
The bad guys.

Feb 26. 25 Notes.

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  1. thesetruths reblogged this from donkeysalright
  2. bi2pp reblogged this from donkeysalright and added:
    “Females” Keep fucking us assholes. We love...pussy.PS: Hey good,
  3. throughtosomethingnew said: i like that he took the time to put a drop shadow on the text. attention to details.
  4. themarvelfamilybear said: just tell him what i tell all the whiny losers that post this shit… “girls like nice guys, just not ugly ones… you’re welcome =)” lol but i’m an asshole