Dolphin Safe Tuna.
After watching family guy, a friend and I got into a heated debate over “Dolphin Safe” Tuna. If you weren’t around in the 80s you wouldn’t know much of this crazy tuna issue.
Long story short, Dolphins were being killed in tuna fishing practices. The world got all faggy and “OMG DON’T KILL DOLPHINS!” So they started a “Dolphin Safe” way of fishing which wouldn’t lead to dolphins being drowned.
Yet what I find so cute about humanity is, Yay! Dolphins are saved, lets keep eating a fuck load of dolphin safe tuna!
Yet this maybe “Dolphin Safe” but now for every ONE dolphin saved, “each dolphin spared by switching from “non-dolphin-safe” fishing techniques to the most widely employed alternative costs the lives of 25,824 small tuna (these are discarded, not kept and utilized), 27 sharks and rays, 382 mahi mahi (also known as “dolphin fish”), 188 wahoo, 82 yellowtail and other large fish, 1 billfish such as a marlin or sailfish and 1,193 triggerfish and other small fish.”
But thats A-OK!
It’s not cute widdle dolphins. DUH!
Thats what I love about our society, a child is saved today, YAY!
Even though to save one child we massacred an entire village, destory 328478387 animals lives and 1 trillion pieces of vegetation, but meh whatever we saved a child its okay!
This goes hand in hand with those silly vegans, “OMG DON’T KILL COWS! AHHHH A SPIDER KILL IT AAAHHHH”
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donkeysalright said:
i don’t get that shit either. i love when people reblog stuff about saving the dolphins or whatever then post pictures of big macs and diamond jewelry and shit. idiots. all of them.
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