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Imperial Intelligence Agents Serving Hoth

Even if it doesnt happen to you, it is a warning worth being aware about!

This is not a joke originator was at a crimewatch meeting on 18th and the agents requested this was sent out

Worth Passing On! 

This is happening now!

Sad, especially if you are inclined to ‘help’ people… 

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw a downed speeder on the side of the road. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Imperial Intelligence Agency and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the agents advised even before they went out there to check….

“There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their speeders and get out.”

“There is a gang initiation reported by the local officers where a gang known as Hailstorm Brotherhood, a branch of White Maw, are placing a downed speeder along the snowy roads of Hoth…before burrowing in the snow..waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned speeder.” 

“Note that the location of this speeder is usually beside a snowy tundra (field) area and away from Imperial patrol, the person — woman — will be dragged into the dunes, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.” 

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! 


REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON’T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND RANCOR EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. 

THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY THE HAILSTORM BROTHERHOOD, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.!

Imperial officers issued this warning: If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming speeder with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common White Maw gang member “initiation game” that goes like this:

The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first speeder to flash their headlights at him is now his “target”. He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual on the speeder in order to complete his initiation requirements.

Imperial Agents across the galaxy are being warned that September 23rd and 24th is the “Hailstorm” initiation weekend. Their intent is to have all the new White Maw Hoth-wide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first speeder that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your family!


THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.” 

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. 



Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM!

This is not a JOKE! HELP KEEP OUR GALAXIES SAFE!

Agent Dora Linscomb-King

Imperial Intelligence Agency

Forensic Holocall Service Unit

(713)308-30832-76

Hoth Station 756

Please report suspicious activity!

We speak Chiss, Huttese, & Mando’a!

For other languages, a translation droid will be provided.

FOR THE EMPIRE!

Feb 15. 6 Notes.

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  2. oneofourown said: Haha. Love it! I will definitely keep my eyes open while driving my speeder. I’ll kick those Imps asses!
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