January 2011
62 posts
They're blaming white rice cereal being given to...
bujnik:
Fear mongering.
“It’s basically like giving a baby a spoonful of sugar”
Idiots.
Oh it is the rice cereal trust me! By no means is it the fact that nearly all parents are way too fucking lazy to cook a god damn meal for their children and are to busy with the scuffle of working life that they toss snacks to shut a child up or make a run to the local McDonalds or Burger King to stuff...
Doritos for breakfast… and I wonder why I’m getting fat…
Dear Tumbltwats,
Apparently Stefanie has decided she wants “Beans and rice”
This means I am cooking…because well… I’m not a fan of burnt shit.
My question…
What should I cook with this meal…
Control our fate like a create your own adventure story.
???
I miss MMOs.
A bit random but…
Does anyone out there have Little Big Planet (the first) and wanna play and unlock shit…cause my hard drive was formatted, wanna beat it all over again to transfer my shit to LBP 2… and well…I just tried playing online with random people…and holy fuck are people on PSN stupid.
awkward-elegance replied to your photo: Neglecting my child begins…now!
I want this sooo bad but we just can’t afford it right now :( I hope it’s as epic as everyone says it is. >.
Oh I made sure to afford it, believe it or not though, I still haven’t put it in.
Seriously, I don’t wanna sound too mean, but in all honesty…Nothing disgusts me more the shit talking non-stop on a blog (lets face it…we only get one side of a story)
and how pathetic it is when people are so wrapped up with this fucking tumblr shit.
There are women whom give birth and within hours are spending time blogging and blabbing…
And even some of you whom...
74°F | °C Current: Cloudy Wind: S at 19 mph Humidity: 77%
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! hahaha sucks to be all of you. I love Florida.
Last piece of morning talk...
(08:47:37 AM) Natasha: Mom dawsons creek? (08:47:44 AM) Natasha: Mmm* (08:47:49 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: eh? (08:48:14 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: was that a question? (08:48:35 AM) Natasha: It popped into my head… I dont wanna wait for our lives to be over… Nah nah nah nah NAH! (08:48:49 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: mmmm girl thats my song...
More while tumblr was down conversation...
(08:26:54 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: I’m the sweetest man in the world. (08:27:18 AM) Natasha: Did you do something nice? (08:27:26 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: Very! (08:28:24 AM) Natasha: Poo spill the beans (08:28:33 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: You asked for it! (08:28:47 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: So I woke up with baby today, and...
(08:04:42 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: heeyyyy (08:05:49 AM) Natasha: Hola (08:05:58 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: how is u (08:06:29 AM) Natasha: Still wide awake when I should be sleeping (08:06:35 AM) Natasha: And gnu? (08:06:46 AM) Ronnie “Dingo” Rodriguez: throwing kix at berlins head (08:07:02 AM) Natasha: Kix? Do explain (08:07:34 AM) Ronnie...
thrivinglife-thrivingmama asked: I stand corrected. =)
A message to all "watermark" people..
Any photo that has been “altered” can be brought back to its original state. If people wanna take your child’s photo they are going to, watermark or not with proper software and skill.
If you are that worried, don’t put photos online. The minute you do those photos are no longer your property. Read terms and conditions before just clicking “okay” on all Social Networks.
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Valuable lessons from an 11 year old.
(While attacking me on Berlin's bouncy Donkey.)
Niece: I'm a zombie unicorn!
Me: If you are a zombie unicorn why the hell are you riding a donkey? Since when do unicorn's ride donkeys?
Niece: When their hooves are tired.
eddieni asked: So I like what i have read so far hence the follow BUT i also so like adelinesdaddy's blog. dont shoot me =D
Anonymous asked: i think your hot wanna make babies?
Anonymous asked: good for you for speaking your mind. i stopped following adelinesdaddy a while ago cause it was just so sappy. its great to love your kid and all but it was borderline annoying.
i like yor style much better, its entertaining.
i like yor style much better, its entertaining.
historicfeathers asked: Oh jeez... I didn't realize what a dork I came off sounding like. It's so friggin' hard to figure out how to say hey to complete strangers without sounding like a tool. But I guess that makes me a wrench? haha. Oh more bad jokes. Anyhoo - I've been reading your older blogs, and I'll hang around for a bit - believe you me it takes a shitload to offend me and I'm...
Anonymous asked: I thought adelinesdaddy was nice.
Just because he isn't covered doesn't mean he isn't tatted. He mentions it one time in his info, just like you do. Only you're a good bit more upfront about it because of the fact that it's your job.
And just because his blog gets recognition from some site that promotes him doesn't make him... What are you making fun...
Just because he isn't covered doesn't mean he isn't tatted. He mentions it one time in his info, just like you do. Only you're a good bit more upfront about it because of the fact that it's your job.
And just because his blog gets recognition from some site that promotes him doesn't make him... What are you making fun...
historicfeathers asked: Hey I just wanted to introduce myself - I found your blog through bujnik and I am sitting here going through your older blogs and snorting! OMG I love the avatar with your daughter and the stencil ready to go... LOL!!! Just wanted to give you a shout out and say I totally hear you on the "mommy blog appropriate" thing. I think I muzzle myself WAYYYYY too much. Thanks for keeping it...
howtomakelovestay said: Haha, it gets even better if you manage to actually read a post.
I seriously couldn’t bring myself to read anything the tool wrote, I just window shopped for like…30 seconds.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahha
What a fucking tool… hahahahahaha
adelinesdaddy.tumblr.com
wow…I can not explain how sad this is for so many reasons…
A. Labeling yourself as a “tattooed” person, does that make you cool? hahahahahahaa man…
B. I mean look at the guy…such a fight for attention, I bet he was cool in highschool.
5 cents a click! Ohhh vote for me!
Top...
little-mama asked: Awesome- thanks for the info on Linux. My only concern is this- if I do switch over, will I have to find new software? Most software I don't give a rat's ass about, but I do a lot of digital art so will I need new software or will Photoshop/SAI still work with Linux?
ps. bring on the nerd speak. I understand more than the average bear lol
ps. bring on the nerd speak. I understand more than the average bear lol
The Life of a Daddy Challenge!
Day 1: Claim you will take picture of you and write 5 facts, at some point in time.
Day 2: A picture of all your baby mamas, and sex rating from 1-10.
Day 3: Eat a sandwich.
Day 4: How did you find out you your little sperm hit the target?
Day 5: 1st trimester-how annoying was she?
Day 6: Pee sitting down.
Day 7: 2nd trimester-how many times did you...
Holy fuck, Moms, spare me from this challenge jesus fuckity christ….
My dashboard is filled with moms saying “Oooo I wanna do this one!”
Good thing is you all will get to about day 3 and be done with it.
giowio asked: Please? You think that you and Berlin could eat me? Once you cut me up, season or grill me however you please with that first bite you will be spitting my flesh out with a face of disgust! And you wanna know why? Because I am made up of nothing but hate & rotted cat piss. Now that can't possible taste delicious.
but I'm so terribly lazy! Atleast thats the rumors...
Life is grand!
Since about 8 am I woke up ready to put a new radiator into that old beat up jeep. Like a grease monkey Berlin, Ryan and I, sat outside on this lovely Florida day, slaving away, beneath, atop and around the car all day.
Granted I do enjoy repairing and playing with big boy toys, we spent an morning flushing the engine of rust and old radiator fluid, hooked up, mounted and ran the...
howtomakelovestay asked: Would you like to have any more kids? If so, when? and how has being a parent effected your sex life?
mommiemaddness asked: If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?
it’s TMI day and no one ever asks me hard or evil questions..
you all are pussies…
yes, i said it.
k-nielo replied to your post: You filthy women… I have received like 5 new…
you have a tight lookin’ ass. hahaha.
Wow…I feel like im in jail…but not normal jail, more like TV Drama jail, maybe OZ…
Did I drop the soap?
You filthy women…
I have received like 5 new followers since this partial nude picture of my ass leaked……
Jesus, now I know why celebs go nude when losing their fan base, I should go nude more often.
dfkgegew!$#%V
Hate this shit.
Today I was looking over a recent tattoo I scratched on a friend and it bothers me.
It seems every time I hit a good groove with steady line work and good filling, I lose it just as quickly as I gained it.
I know the machines I house are really shitty machines, but refuse to get new ones…why? Because I have that mentality that if I can get good work out of extremely shitty...
littlemanmcleod said: Is it just me or is your hair starting to look a bit David Hasselhoff, Baywatch days?
Yeah, hahahaha its because this morning I blow dried it to annoy Stefanie cause my hair poofs out all 70s style when its blow dried.
TO THE DUNGEON!
Berlin has had an attitude since 3pm today…I put her to bed at five…now it is time to awaken the angry beast…so she can sleep on a full stomach…
Pure evil awaits…
Will post the uncaged monster pictures in….like…two seconds simply to test my laptop cam…Wish me luck….
Food for unprogramed thought?
Warning: This post contains strong sexual references and adult language. If you feel life is candy canes and watermelons please do not continue on.
Language is such an interesting thing. It is what makes the human race far “superior” then all others.
No it is not god.
It is our ability to communicate as well as we do.
We all may speak so many different languages but can truly...
Dear Tumblr,
I need a bit of advice…
I realize this here is a parenting blog, I wouldnt want people to get upset with me writing random, personal things…thus, I am asking you all today if you believe I should make a personal blog aswell, or just keep posting random stuff on here, because I do believe posting random shit can get annoying, and many of times I go on personal rants that...
Nerd/Geek much?
So I got rid of windows all together and switched to a Linux operating system.
Ubuntu has now become my OS and everything runs amazingly!
This may be my new nerd love.
Translation for non-geek kind: NERDLYFE!!
I have a confession to make...
Dear Tumblr,
I must make a confession…
I totally have a crush on this little girl right here, http://hooraymabelmae.tumblr.com
Seriously…the cutest little girl in my opinion, ever since the picture of her in the tunnel on the playground I hunt down Mabel pictures.
Yah, call me a mark!
I’m totally a Mabel mark.
Mabel brings the awesome….
The End.
thrivinglife-thrivingmama asked: lol yes, yes you are!!! =)
Wait, for some reason I'm not following anymore. That's weird. I don't remember unfollowing!! =O I LOVE your blog!!! I was following you last week still!
I shall follow again, because I like it!! =)
I only follow 3 dads on here...do you have any recommendations?
Wait, for some reason I'm not following anymore. That's weird. I don't remember unfollowing!! =O I LOVE your blog!!! I was following you last week still!
I shall follow again, because I like it!! =)
I only follow 3 dads on here...do you have any recommendations?
WatchFuck da’police.
