December 2010
33 posts
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If you're an adult and can't support yourself, you...
kirby-amour:
OR have a baby…….just saying.
I can’t support myself, and I have a baby.
It’s people who come up with theories like these that I wish fall flat on their ass one day so I can laugh, and spit as I walk past them repeating their own words. <3
I still remember the day a homeless man shared the only thing he has worth anything, his blanket, to me on a freezing cold...
The Wiggles...
So my daughter watched the Wiggles, and I had no problem…until I heard those aussie fucks start preaching about baby jesus and how important he is…
Yeah, those stupid aussie fucks LOVE baby jesus and how important he is…
Before I gave the pedophiles a break thinking maybe they just enjoy singing to children, but now that I know they are biffles with Jesus, I’m sure they...
So fucking enraged…
wanna rage on someone…
fuck off
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bujnik asked: Do you use msn messenger or skype?
bujnik asked: If you could do over and go to college and major in something you really enjoyed what would it be?
Tired of playing xbox…entertain me with pointless questions…I’ll do my best to answer them.
When it rains...
It pours acid rain that burns your fucking flesh prior to a raid of angry, chupacabra’s looking to fornicate you anally. When you think the trouble has passed, then a swarm of zombie killer bees attacks, stuffing themselves into everyone of your orifices and continuously stinging you (Since Zombie Killer Bees cant die after one sting.) Then when you think its all over, someone comes and...
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The Term MILF...
MILF…
Kind of a funny term…
A phrase that was first documented in internet newsgroups and later made popular through American Pie.
Although everyone allready knows…MILF is an acronym for Mother I’d Like to Fuck.
As time goes on, I hear this word used OVER and OVER again…but the funny thing is…it is not men saying it, it is woman.
Apparently women now...
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EVICT BITCH!
The notice to evict has come…
But that’s fine, we have been slowly packing up the house for a few days.
Today, I began disassembling the man cave. For those of you whom know not of what a man cave is, it is the place men hibernate. For in my man cave sleeps my three love affairs…
My TV…
My Xbox…
My PS3…
There use to be a WII, but I found out the Wii...
Pirate Baby.
Over Telephone
Me: My poor boo-boo baby...
Stef: What happened?
Me: Berlin has a gash going from the top of her left eye down to her nose and her eye is black and blue.
Stef: Poor baby, what happened to her?
Me: She hit the corner of the coffee table.
Stef: I bet she screamed tons.
Me: Yah she was bleeding everywhere, she needs an eye patch.
Later that night, after Stefanie made it home from work.
Stef: I wanna go in the room and see her eye.
Me: No don't wake her!
After examining the baby and coming back.
Stef: I couldn't see much cause it was dark, but all I see is a small scratch by her nose.
Me: Yeah, I kinda over exaggerated.
bujnik asked: How did I not know about this blog?
In Reply....
mallyandme replied to your post: Dear Tumblr….
OH can I be Barbara? Please?
NO! YOU WILL BE WHOOPI GOLDBERG! AND THAT IS THAT!
Dear Tumblr....
OMG RECOMMEND ME! OMG VOTE FOR ME ON TOP BABY BLOG! OMG!
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Seriously…tumblr…You are killing me, I’m hanging on by a thread….
pointless reblogs….
begging desperation for internet stardom…
Tattoo talk…SERIOUSLY TATTOOS ARENT THAT FUCKING RARE THEY HAVE BECOME THE BIGGEST SCENE IN THE WORLD! I HARDLY GET EVEN A LOOK FROM ANYONE AND I...
Un-follow Friday: Pope Edition.
I never understood the bullet proof bubble around the pope. I thought Christianity/Catholicism preaches that whole, “It’s all part of god’s plan.” So…Why do they guard the pope in a bubble, isn’t your god powerful enough to protect this all mighty pope from harm? Oh wait..I know the bible thumping answer to this one…”It protects him from the ...
